I’m wicked and I’m lazy

I’m not one of these kids who feels the need to reinvent themselves at New Years. Far from it. If anything, I make a pledge at Hogmanay to do my very best to stay the exact same, year in, year out. Call me what you will, but at least I’m consistent.

However, I’m now 21, and I’m starting to dislike a few things about my lifestyle. Continue reading


Today is the first day of the rest of your life (and other such moronic sentiments…)

It’s finally that time of year again. I’m about to enter a two-week hibernation to ride out what’s left of the festive season, with the promise of goodies in the New Year. Continue reading